A Pointless Blog
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“Here’s a neat trick: when you come across a tree stump, you can figure out how dead it is by counting the number of times it’s been chopped down.”
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My favorite crash course joke ever.
I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before...
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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i think we pretty regularly forget how fucking massive Australia is
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did you try scraping the burnt parts off
this looks like a freakin neopets item
slice of shadow pizza
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the year is 1434
henry the blacksmith has a bit too much mead with his buddies and passes out
two months later he receives a message from the fair maiden jane in the next town over that says “what do you mean you wish to squeeze mine buttocks”
“oh my god,” he says, “i drunk carrier pigeoned her”
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wait nph is so swoll how is he holding her like that
yeah, that’s what I thought too
